I had a wreck. This is the third wreck I've had since I started driving (that I've reported to insurance). I've been in 6 total. You could say I'm a bad driver, but that would just simple be untrue. Here is a rundown of my driving history, just to prove all the haters wrong - or right.
1. Summer of 2005, I backed into the car across the street on the way to Courtney Robertson's house. It only caused minor scratches to my car.
2. Summer of 2006, I backed into Mellisa Robertson's Four-Runner after Courtney and I had a sleepover for the youth girls. Such a tragic way to end such a great weekend. This scratched up the Four-Runner, and made a big dent down the side of my car.
3.November of 2006 was "THE BIG ONE". I was driving to Children's Hospital to volunteer with 3 of my girl friends. I was in the wrong lane, and I needed to turn, so I looked behind me, saw no cars, and headed into the turning lane when a vehicle going about 65 in a 35 plowed into the drivers side of my car, and proceeded to push me across the street, up on the side walk, knocking over the "walk/don't walk" sign, and into the building. I need to add that this building was a used car dealer. The cars that were sold there included BMW, Lexus, Mercedes, etc. I was about 2 feet away from hitting a car. This wreck totalled my first car and caused me to have constant ringing in my ears (silly side air bags). =[


4.December 11, 2008, I was driving around the parking lot at school and this girl in a PT Cruiser started backing out, I honked my horn, which apparently means "Stomp the gas" in her language, which is exactly what she did as she continued to back the heck into my car. Now my car makes this nice POP!-ing noise when you open the door.
The other two were not in my car.
5. May 2003. Fender bender in my mom's car on the way to mine and Austin's 14th and 15th Birthday Party.
6. July 2005. Eighteen wheeler hit Terri Wright's car with Randy, pushed us across the interstate and should have killed us, but God said - "Nuh-uh."
But as it was brought to my attention Thursday by Billy Kinnaird, "At least there are no lions". That really puts things into perspective. I may not have a car, but at least there are no lions.
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- Joseph said...
12/24/08, 11:02 AMDid Billy really say this? Man he's weird.